AnGeL 909 (9:19:32 PM): and then...... the paranoia began.
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:20:28 PM): So. im in my kitchen eating, and my cat is being so god damn annoying. Honestly i am the biggest animal lover in america but when my cat meows or my dog barks i want to kill someone ( holy shit, are animal sounds one of my pet peeves? ) So... im not paying attention to him bc i am totally focused on my food
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:20:53 PM): and he is on the table with me, and then all of a sudden i see him jump off the table and he has something in his mouth, and he runs down stairs.
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:21:23 PM): Now, I, automatically assume that it is a mouse that he got off the table ( that i was eating on ) and i automatically assume that the mouse was in the cereal box of the cereal that i was eating
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:22:05 PM): So im like holy shit , how do i get the mouse out of his mouth ( now, this is all because of a previous mouse incident that ended up with me calling my neighbor at 3 in the morning hyserical bc my cat had a mouse in his mouth )
(9:22:21 PM): aahhahahha (9:22:28 PM): you got me cracking up over here
AnGeL 909 (9:22:43 PM): So.. I was like fuck that, I am just gonna shut the door and sleep upstairs. but then i realize i need my cell phone bc i need my alarm for the morning, so i RUN downstairs and run as fast as i can to get my cell phone amd i slam the door and end the night in my mothers room in her bed
AnGeL (9:23:40 PM): So, i wake up in the morning and it took me a min to realize why i was in my mothers room, and then im like FUCK im gonna walk downstairs and find a dead mouse like on my bed, soo.. i creep downstairs cuz i gotta get all my work stuff and i see my cat, and THEN! i see him grab something and run
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:23:57 PM): and im like shittttttttttttt. So i call him over and he comes to me and drops..........
(9:24:07 PM): your stories are always priceless..and in great detail lol
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:24:20 PM): the god damn plastic thingie that u have to twist of off the milk container.. like the plastic that holds the lid on
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:24:24 PM): thats all it was!
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:24:35 PM): that whole time. it was the milk thingie
(9:24:37 PM): so you were just high and somehow pictured a mouse?
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:24:40 PM): Yes lol
(9:24:50 PM): how do you know it wasnt a mouse and the cat hid it somewhere in your room? lol
AnGeL KiSsEs 909 (9:25:15 PM): why on earth would u tell me that lol
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